The most successful celebrities usually have very good manners when it comes to journalists and we respect their privacy by not mentioning the work we’ve done for them.

Marilyn Monroe’s very cute note is a good example that it’s not all spitting on photographers in celebrity-world. I’m sure that Mr Volkmar von Fuehlsdorff talked about this note for the rest of his life . . . just as I am still praising the lovely author who gave me a Louis Vuitton handbag as a present just for looking after her on tour.